then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I think my moral compass just broke
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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