Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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