At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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