Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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