Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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