is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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