that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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