oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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