It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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