youre lurking in front of me
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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