Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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