hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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