google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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