Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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