i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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