How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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