Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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