Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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