? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Damn victory sex feels great
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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