My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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