thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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