You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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