So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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