Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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