I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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