ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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