Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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