I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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