Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm sobbing to NWA
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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