Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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