the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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