lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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