So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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