so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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