Can i not drive my cunt home
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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