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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she told me i tasted like america
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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