On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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