let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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