I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
