Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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