there's paper in my vomit.
I've blown a few things in my day
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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