Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
These tits shall not be calmed
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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