My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
