I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
