Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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