I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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