what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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