He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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