the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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