dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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